Dimitri Bio

Name: Dimitri Monkeyson
Age: 5 (Monkey Years)
Ethnicity: Japanese Macaque
Marital Status: Single
Occupation: Sock Collector
Education: PHD in Banana Segregation Studies
Home Town: Deep in the Congo (family originally Japanese/Russian immigrants)
Family;
- Mother: Khrystina (13)
- Father: Pavel (14)
- Sisters: Helenka (4) & Halyna (6)
- Brother: Aleksandr (8)
Website: www.dimitri_monkeyson.com/
Personal Quote or Motto: My Mama always said, "Dimitri quit jumping on the bed and give me that banana!".
Favourite Food: Chunky Munky Ice Cream
Favourite Colour: Yellow #fff200
Favourite Pastime: Sock Collection
Favourite Internet Browser: Firechimp
Favourite Website: Monkey Socks Design
Favourite Movie: 12 Monkeys
Favourite Video Game: Monkey Island
Favourite Band or Artist: Ian Brown
Favourite Book: The Monkey with a Bright Blue Bottom
Favourite TV Show: Monkey
Favourite Sport: Cheese Rolling
Favourite Comedian: Lee Evans
Favourite Actor or Actress: Ron Pearlman
Favourite Sports Personality: Gareth Bale
Favourite Superhero: Bananaman
Other Likes: Poop throwing
Dislikes: Burger Chains, Vladimir, dried fruit, sock loss, Sex and The City 2, The cancellation of Stargate Universe, Farscape and Firefly and the destruction of his home.