Name: Vladimir Sidewinder
Age: 5 (Monkey Years)
Ethnicity: Rhesus
Marital Status: Living with Partner
Occupation: Monkey Domination
Education: College Drop-out
Home Town: Deep in the Congo
Personal Quote or Motto: If you can't beat them, pay a bigger chimp to do it for you!
Favourite Food: Banana Chips
Favourite Colour: Black
Favourite Pastime: Ruling Monkeykind
Favourite Movie: Godfather Part 3
Favourite Video Game: Wii Dance Party
Favourite Band or Artist: Justin Bieber
Favourite Book: The Great Gatsby (He says it is but, he hasn't read it. The real one is 'Chicken Soup for the Soul.)
Favourite TV Show: Wrestling/Cage Fighting
Favourite Sport: Chess Boxing
Favourite Comedian: Peter Kay
Favourite Actor or Actress: George Hamilton
Favourite Sports Personality: Robbie Savage
Favourite Superhero: Captain Boomerang
Other Likes: Angering Dimitri, Bubble Baths, Sex and The City & Netball
Dislikes: Small print books, democracy, ice cream (too cold), hot chocolate (too hot), having to wear his glasses & bubble gum (too chewy).
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